Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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