How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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