carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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