just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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