Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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