So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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