all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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