Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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