Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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