so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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