Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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