dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
wow bdsm is so cute
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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