I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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