All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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