He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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