just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
