How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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