dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Still dying that you shit outside
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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