what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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