I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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