i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
