Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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