bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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