like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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