So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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