school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's just like the Real World with babies
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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