he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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