your thong is hanging out like whoa
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
