He told me they were just razor bumps!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Randomize
