she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
