There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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