no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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