question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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