Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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