Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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