I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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