so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
people are starting to question the shark bite story
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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