I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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