Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Watching her eat just hurts me
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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