i jhust puked up my retainher.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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