She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We left the knife in your bed.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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