I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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