fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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