using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Be still, my beating vagina.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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