Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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