i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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