It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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