i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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