My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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