just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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