new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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