How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
