Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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